Oh Facebook, How I Hate Thee

I love my friends. I love my family. I love the blessings in life and I love celebrating with others. I hate Facebook.

I hate feeling sorry for myself and then further torture myself by Facebook stalking only to find out another high school friend just _______ fill in the blank... found she was pregnant, bought a house/house hunting, got a new dog, just got married, inherited major cash, went on a European vacation, etc.  Oh why oh why do I do this to myself? I am so stupid.

Also, I do not care what you had to eat for lunch, that you are now off work after a long day, that you are having morning sickness, the stresses of your house remodel, the misery from recovering from a 2 week vacation, or about your big toe which is now twitching.

Oh Facebook, how I hate thee.

PS - Congrats to my friend Celia who gave birth to her daughter Brooke yesterday all natural! She labored at home until 8 cm with her doula, then went to the hospital and with 3 hours of pushing, pushed out a 9 lb baby with no meds (not even an IV). She is doing the all natural this time around... cloth diapers, glass bottles... the whole 9 yards!